known are all bad stand up comedians like those that work at some "Drag queen" pub singing horribly and desperately to make audiences laugh...but little do they know, we puke first...i kid. Ya and the pretty lady next to him is the "oh so clumsy" jasmine...flower, i kid. really don't get this babe pissed off, she'll smack you upside down and hit you crazy, nuts, insane...it's like insanity to a high level when it's her, and when cahoots with
...whoa, it's murderous. loud. dramatic. hyper. Chinese? ya and very very lethal when both sing the same song, AT THE SAME TIME!!!
!!! i kid.

ya that's me, okay this picture is to show you how tall he has grown...SEE!
i'm about 5cm shorter or a head shorter. Short is the limit but dwarf-like height doing an comparison to bean stalk, well that's pretty much insulting, indirectly squishing my tiny pride. it's down right ILLEGAL to take this photo for my tribe people. (dwarf union) gosh, but hey it's a good picture don't ya think. what? execute me if you want citizens, but the opinion doesn't change..."GET HER!!...*slash, screams, roar of the mob as they set the body on fire*...traitor is DESTROYED..*ROARS*"....okay that was very unnecessary

HURRAY!! okay this is my "twin" thanks to
Aniza,
i've found her, "oh where have you been these 16 years...
i've been searching all over after the war...*sobs*" it's like a
korean drama, that the main finds his match and
i've found mine. yes we say the words like "ya" together at times. Oh and her name is
Gurpreet...so much for "
dupree", yes
i've graduated from that, yes it's
Gurpreet now. Isn't she cute, we both have the same wide smirk. it's very coincidence...yes finally a picture of her!!
right, so after seeing the pictures i've put up, i'm gonna tell it straight, ignoring those freaks that are still "wait...wait..i know this...i know this...wait...ar is it...no..no.." TOO LONG so i'm gonna cut that suspense. it's EDUSAVE AWARD CEREMONY! then again it was just a simple speech like last year and then the handing out of certs and MONEY!!*evil laugh*, ahem so yes though i must tell you the funniest part of the entire event.
The crowd was all assembled, but all that was left to wait was the arrival of the VIP, yes after countless rehearsals for he's arrival the MC decided to do something FRESH..."right, let me share with you a story of a inventor of a very stupid device, phone.."this part i was WHAT? okay never mind, moving on.."yes Alexander Graham bell. you see he had a cat, which kept scratching the door, the screeching was soo irritating that he made a small trap door for it to run out. The cat then came back to give birth to 10 kittens, so now he has to look after 10 cats, then.." okay this part i'm not sure, cause i was fiddling with sea monkey "he made 10 more trap doors for the kittens to go out, so do you think this is a smart thing to do? yes? no?" then a faint and silent yes started howling, with every one's head nodding and aimlessly staring at each other wondering if they should respond, some confused as they pluck their earphones out to heard what's the commotion."yes?! really do you think so?" THEN, squeaky, small, high pitched voice-S shouted "NO!" then heads all turned to the batch of hyper, energetic, full of life primary school kids, which were the only "awake ones" she added as she walked towards them and holler loudly for an explanation. Then the award receivers, started to moving, hustling and bustling as if someone was walking out...but i couldn't see anything, it slowly approached the lady and she bent slightly having one hand on the mic, and the other on the little boy's shoulder, like a councillor consoling a crying girl. "so why?" she asked in her strong Indian accent oh ever so sarcastically, for she knows the answer. Then the gentle voice spoke, a whirl of laughter bottled up in my tummy not due to the answer, but ya the size *in my head* "hold it! hold it! you don't wanna laugh soo loud don't you" fortunately i manage to escape the treachery with a short but loud giggle. "no, not really but close thank you... this shows that geniuses think too much........and ya that's why..." a moment of silence then followed "well, ya you're suppose to laugh now, haha it's a joke get it?" then soft laughter can be heard. Many to "entertain" the poor lady, and some to insult her horrible sense of humour...which i was one. yes i just can't stand bad jokes, it gets me all boiled up and pumped to show a cooler and funnier joke to prove their inferior of me.
Another funny thing was when they announced "if you've taken your cert and want to take a picture with Mr hawazi Daipi please come to the front here..." and yes it was so in synced, universal practically, that everyone thought the same thing "who wants to take i've got better things to do like..."no? you don't hear the silence cursing? "wake up soo early for this?!.." ya pretty much but truly this is quite an honour to hear his speech, no hard feelings done. Which comes to the misconception of when i asked my friends to take a photo.."no..no i don't wanna take photo with him, i wanna go hom.." then i interrupt to explain myself, yes it happened TWICE, even a Prof thought the same thing...gosh "curious, curious...*harry potter*"
Anyways here's ARASHI'S UPDATE!!! ya today is the special episode of the session created by Aiba through "A no arashi" yes it's 4 hours approx and yes it's all about science..theme: idiots trying what no human would do (that includes myth busters) BAKA EXPERIMENTS!!! examples: the revenge of air balloon made whole live size, huge, only with newspaper which yes sho is gonna ride it, how far can a seaweed boat row to, whether if you can hear the full song of "totoro" when you position individual trumpets spaces apart with a single note played from the piece and drive a car along their path...ya i find this the most interesting, what would the melon and eggplant look like when it's growing baby fruit is place into a seashell to grow, and finally Aiba's favourite whether you can be invisble if you wore mirrors...yes think these sound insane, like only people who are half-dead that would only do to end their lives. then, yes this is A no ARASHI, this has the entire japan curious and wild with the crazy experiments...yes you can use a green, red or yellow pepper as oxygen tanks but last you for few more seconds and you would require a lot of it to stay down there for 3 mins like what Aiba did... k let me explain, simple since the pepper's inside has hollow spaces so air is trapped inside and thus allows you to use it as a supply for oxygen...so divers bring them! i kid. yes this is very interesting and you can watch it on Veoh.com RAW or give some time to update the results of these stupid yet interesting experiments.